"Want to get rich fast?"
Trying to shift that stuff that ‘fell off the back of a lorry’? Murdoc will help you, no questions asked. He’s a criminal genius and can turn any situation to his advantage so let him help you draw up a plan for world domination, if that’s what you’re after. Even though he’s tough as old boots, he’s got a soft sole (combed cotton, no less) and wants to accompany you to business meetings (and dodgy deals!) to help persuade your partners in crime. He’ll be your loyal accomplice and keep look-out as you go in for the sting so he’s your ideal right-hand man. Or should we say right-foot man? These quirky socks are a fun gift for any wheeler dealers out there; keep this conspirator by your side and you’ll always have a helping hand in any sticky situation.
75% Combed Cotton
23% Polyamide
2% Elastane
Wash in low temperature, up to 40°C. Avoid the tumble dryer. Do not iron.
“Murdoc prefers to be sun-dried like a tomato!”
Returning ChattyFeet Products:
You have the right to return a purchase within 30 days of receipt for an exchange or refund. To return your items, you will need to contact us within seven days of receipt stating: Order number, product name, reason for return and whether you would like an exchange or refund.
We will then send you an email with further instructions.
Please note: Socks must be unworn, unwashed and unused, and the labels and packaging must be intact. You must cover the shipping charges for returns/exchanges. We will not take responsibility for any damage caused to the socks after you have received them. We will not take responsibility for any lost packages.
Once we receive the returned socks, we will process your refund or exchange within 30 days.